So, Isaac is a talker. We don't understand about 98% of what he has to tell us, but he spends all day keeping us informed of his inner workings. When I get him out of his crib in the morning, he just chatters away while we walk back to my room. I understand the occasional, "Daddy?" "Dad went to work already, Bug." "Ann-ye?" "She's still asleep." "TV? Elmo?" "OK . . . " but for the most part, it's long strings of verbage that I just don't quite get. And I'm talking nonstop, sentence after sentence of one-sided conversation.
The other day, Isaac was mad at me. Being that he's teething, he's been the world's grumpiest baby anyway, and now I'd done something to really piss him off. Like, wash his face. He threw himself out of my arms, went running down the hall screaming, "Ann-ye! Ann-ye!" As soon as he got to his big sister, he threw himself into her arms and just cried and ranted, "Ann-ye, Mama . . . " and entire sentences would flow out, detailing all the horrible things his Mom has done to him. I couldn't understand most of what he was saying, although I heard the word "wass"(wash), and every 15 seconds or so, he'd start a new sentence with my clue I was being tattled on, "Ann-ye, Mama . . ."
Last night it was someone other than me or Ellie being told on though. I had a Relief Society dinner to go to, and I took the kids to the nursery that was there. Isaac freaked out when we first walked in, so I let him come eat with me for a bit, but then he was getting bored and asking for his sisters, so I took him into the nursery with all the sweet little 12-15 year old girls babysitting, he happily ran into Annie, and I went back to hear the speaker. I thought I'd heard him crying out in the hall, once or twice, but every time I'd strain to listen, I wouldn't be able to hear him again. Around 8PM, I was thinking, "There's no way he's still calm . . . it's past bedtime . . . " I kept thinking of going out and checking on him, but didn't want to leave in the middle of the fantastic speaker's presentation. But soon I saw a lady standing out in the hall, motioning me. I hopped up (as quick as I'm able to 'hop' these days), and walked quickly to the Nursery room. Where my girls were happily playing, but Isaac was no where in sight. The older girls in there informed me some of their peers had taken him on a walk. I ended up finding Isaac and a couple of the young women in one of the classrooms, where Isaac was just
screaming at them. Let me be clear here, he was not crying (well he was crying, but I don't mean he was just crying), he was
yelling at them. Chewing them out. Long strings of angry baby talk. And apparently had been for quite some time. He saw me, dived into my arms and cried into my shoulder for a second, then sat up, and immediately, he was all business. For the next 5-10 minutes, my 16 month old, ranted and raved and complained about everything he'd been put through that night. He angrily threw together sentence after angry sentence. I don't know most of what he was saying, though I caught little things. (Per usual, he mentioned Annie, he also talked about 'out-sigh' (they had taken him outside for awhile 'cause it calmed him down, but it was so cold they've have to bring him back in), he mentioned 'Gi-gi' (which is 'Jesus' . . . he likes to point out pictures of Jesus in the Church, and apparently they had taken him on his walk around the building and he'd got to see some of his favorite pictures. But, of course, that didn't keep him happy long). He mentioned popcorn (which they'd had in the other room). So far these all sound like good things, but I think I just don't understand the part where they kept him prisoner against his will.) It was pretty hard not to laugh, but to just keep nodding sympathetically, 'cause he was just so freaking fired up and angry about it. And I'm not even exaggerating when I say this went on for minutes and minutes, nonstop, with him needing no more encouragement than my occasional nod and 'uh huh'. Eventually he calmed down, I told him we'd go home now, and he freaked out all over again 'cause we didn't have Dad with us (who was in meetings at Church for the evening). We stopped by Dad's office to say 'good night', and Isaac launched into his angry complaints again for Greg, then when he realized Dad wasn't coming with us, he freaked out mightily and we hastily fled the Church and went home. (Our Bishop, probably hearing the tyrannical baby out in the hall talking to Greg, actually told Greg to go home for the night, so thankfully he got home right after we did.)
When he's not angrily detailing the many complaints he has, he can be quite opinionated too. "Waffles!" he demands as we walk downstairs to breakfast. "Nana!" he exclaims when I put him in his high chair and he sees a bunch of bananas on the counter. "Gee Tales!" he tells me as he points at the television, wanting to watch 'Veggie Tales'. He's gotten quite opinionated about the songs we sing lately too. During the day, if I try to sing anything different, he sharply reminds me, "Pat a pat!" (Patty Cake). He will occasionally ask for "ing wah me' ("Sing with me", which is the ABCs). At night though, he has different requests. Every night lately, I've gone in and curled my ever-growing boy up on my chest (draped over the giant lump of my belly, with his feet danging to my knees. My knees, people! He's getting so big!) on the glider. We rock and sing, and he melts into me and cuddles and I don't think either of us is the least bit interested in giving up our new found bedtime routine. I sing him a bunch of different Primary songs. The other night I'd been singing him, "Teach Me to Walk in the Light" and he would sweetly sing, "Eech me, eech me," when I would finish singing. I sang him "I Am Like a Star," and as soon as I was done, he looked up at me, kinda shook his head 'no', and firmly (but sweetly, unlike most of his demands) requested, "Eech me." So I sang him "Teach Me" again, and when I finished he promptly sat himself up and started to clap. I think it's the first time my singing has ever been applauded. Tonight I asked him after we'd been rocking for a minute, "Do you want Mama to sing to you, or do you just want to lay here and rock?" He thought about it for a second, the sleepily whispered, "Eech me, Mama."
This kid endlessly cracks me up, melts my heart, frustrates the heck out of me, and wraps me around his little finger. I can't wait to see what all this talking is about . . . I imagine that once he can make himself understood a bit better, some of his more recent attitude will dissolve as his frustrations with communication dissolve as well. He just has so much to say, and I can't wait to figure out what it all is . . .