About The Author

I just found my dream job.

I'm sitting here reading the back of the box of my new super cool all organic flax seed granola cereal from Costco, when I notice a big ol' "About the Author" blurb right there next to the thing about whole grains and natural fiber. The dude got an "About the Author" blurb for writing the back of a box of cereal! I am so jealous. I now have cereal box aspirations.

I'm calling General Mills right now to set up an interview. Heck, if they'll throw in a picture of me in my "About the Author" blurb, I'll do the job for free!